Mercury’s doing the moonwalk again—and your inbox, love life, and internet connection are all on the chopping block. Whether it’s sending that email to the wrong “Chris” or accidentally resurrecting a situationship from 2021, this retrograde’s got hands. The cosmic chaos is real, but don’t panic—we brewed up your planetary prep guide so you can survive (and even thrive) through the madness.
Ah, Mercury Retrograde. The celestial drama queen of transits. When the planet of communication, technology, and travel starts moonwalking backward, you can expect some deliciously chaotic energy to stir things up.
So, what’s the vibe this time? Unsent texts suddenly sending. Emails disappearing into the void. Exes popping up like they’re in a low-budget horror reboot. Plans falling apart with Olympic precision. Mercury’s retrograde motion is like that one friend who insists on “just winging it” and somehow always ends up at the wrong airport.
But it’s not all bad. Retrogrades are powerful times for reflection, revision, and reckoning. It’s a cosmic reminder to slow down, rethink your words before blasting them into the group chat, and back up literally everything.
Here’s your Don’t Do List during Mercury Retrograde:
- Don’t buy electronics unless you enjoy pain.
- Don’t launch new projects—review old ones instead.
- Don’t drunk text your ex, your boss, or anyone you ghosted since 2020.
And your Do List:
- Do journal your emotional chaos—it might turn into poetry.
- Do revisit unfinished projects.
- Do triple-check every message before hitting send. (And maybe take a vow of silence.)
Mercury Retrograde is like a cosmic timeout. It doesn’t have to ruin your life—it just wants you to rethink it. So light a candle, charge your crystals, and try not to commit to anything unless your Wi-Fi says it’s okay.
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